Barenaked Lyrics

01. I broke my
neck.
back.
finger.
guitar.

02.Okay, I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a(n)
ninja.
chinese chicken.
samurai.
Aquaman

03.Never seen so much, never seen so much __________.
money
rain
blood
food

04.I'm so green,
it's really amazing
I can't believe it
no wonder it's freezing
it's driving me crazy

05.Which of the following is on "disc three"?
greatest hits
grade school play
dance remix
demos recorded in my basement

06.And next to you he fills the
coffee.
garbage.
malibu and coke.
space.

07. I could be good, and I would -
If I knew that you were understood.
If I knew I was understood.
If I knew he was understood.
If a-da-wa-da was understood.

08. I've heard them say a man with a _______ may frighten children or dogs...
knife
moustache
fork
beard

09. Up the _____, I journey on.
stream
river
water
lakeshore

10. And in walks the girl next door. I say,
"I do."
"Don't go."
"Hello."
"Let's go home."

11. My Uncle _______ is tall, my ________ is small.
Edwin
Elwyn
Harry
Dick

12. I put my hands around your ________ and you wrap your arms around me.
neck
waist
head
leg

13. Do you dream about Jesus or
quantum mechanics?
planets too far for the eye?
mathematics?
languages not yet conceived?

14. Don't give me the keys. I can't drive, I'm too _________.
young
drunk
shy
tired

15. I swim in sweat ________ inches deep.
three
four
five
six

16. Which of the following is not one of the fruits in Five-Alive juice?
cheese
brocolli
apples
oranges

17. Perfect _________ tied with perfect bows.
presents
parcels
gifts
cookies

18. Joe said, "You know I really like being eight, but I'd rather be _________ and I just can't wait."
nine
ten
twelve
thirteen

19. Which of the following does 'A' NOT stand for?
algebra
arrogant
argument
attention

20. He'd win an Oscar every time if he was only given the
chancesky.
money.
opportunity.
chance. He...

21. It's cruel, unusual punishment to
watch you with him.
watch you with her.
eat that food you cook.
kiss fingerprinted skin.

22. Photo ______ is a drunk and naked girl.
one
two
three
four

23. A note on the table, and a meal
in the fridge.
on the table.
in the micro.
in the oven.

24. On ________, 1981.
August 1
August 3
April 1
April 3

25. She looks so delicious as she's washing
her face.
her hair.
the car.
the dishes.